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A serious, highly contagious, and remarkably debilitating condition known as Ingrown Eyeballs, if not handled properly, will cause a person to have a distorted view of God, themselves, and every person around them. If left untreated, it will cause serious damage and/or kill every relationship you have.
Symptoms: light-headedness from straining constantly to look at self; hypochondriac (makes a great fuss about benign or truly malignant medical issues for attention); bouts of nonsensical anger; frequent mood swings; easily agitated, offended, and provoked; suffers from severe victimitis; ungrateful; is daily consumed with gossip and complaining; displays false humility to fish for compliments; flatters often to be liked; prone to self-indulgence, legalism and holier than thou attitudes which decreases the patient’s ability to receive and understand any wisdom from God's Word shared with them.
If you or anyone you know is suffering from these symptoms, please call on God right now! Open His word and dial: Psalm 8:3-4, Job 42:3-6, Isaiah 6:5, Romans 3:10-18, Psalm 73:21-22, Romans 12:1-3, Philippians 2:3-4, 3:8-11 and Galatians 2:20.
Should symptoms persist or worsen, take at least three doses of Scripture per day, get on your knees and call on The Physician, Jesus Christ, without ceasing; worship the Lord in spirit and in truth and daily be cleansed (sanctified) by God’s word (John 4:23, 1 John 3:18).
From time to time you may suffer minor bouts of Ingrown Eyeballs. When you do, immediately cleanse your heart and eyes by washing them with the Word (John 17:17). To prevent the condition from worsening, continue these recommendations daily, as long as you live.